He Touched Me With His Shit Hand.

I went to benin to shop for my induction. I had asked Osama to accompany me to the market because she knew the place. Osama is my classmate turned church member, turned roommate, turned friend, turned flat mate, turned colleague. We have too much history together. She texted me the directions and adviced me to…

You Were Not Pressed. What You Experienced Is Called Sleep Paralysis.

So up until recently, I didn’t know they was something called sleep paralysis. For those of you that don’t know; Sleep paralysis occurs when a person wakes up but finds themselves unable to move or speak. It is accompanied with the thought that someone is in the room watching or hearing them. They might feel…

My Induction And Oath Taking Ceremony Happened At last!

Hello world! So I have been away for almost 10years. Alright it’s been 2weeks. I’m sorry about not telling you guys about it before leaving. It was impromptu. I hope you forgive me😦 So…………..Friday was my induction/oath taking ceremony! I walked the stage, shook the hands of men with big academic gowns I hope to…

The Versatile Blogger Award

Yaaaaaaay! This is my first versatile blogger award and it is from the delightful Nash Christmas. He is a multilinguist, has some books coming in no time flat and has a versatile blog filled with interesting things. I recommend his bedtime stories for adults. Please check out his blog and thank me later. RULES Write 7 facts about…

Awards Festival! 

Hello everyone! I was nominated for three awards (blogger recognition award, sunshine blogger award, and Liebster Award) by five bloggers! 😄 whoop! Whoop! 🙌.  I thought doing a separate blog post for everyone might be overwhelming so I decided to do an all in one blog. I learnt this from Floatinggold. She does all awards once…

I Met My Village People. Literally. 

I attended a village meeting with my parents last sunday! Not really. It is was a meeting for my dad’s Uchi. A person’s maternal family is called an Uchi while the paternal family is called an Efona. So I do not belong to my dad’s Uchi, I belong to my mum’s. It is a way to…

Friday Funnies

Hey folks! I am super sorry today’s episode of Friday Funnies is coming up so late. I have been busy with work and thought I had scheduled it. After a busy week i hope reading this makes you laugh.                        *    *    …

3 Simple Ways To Stay Relevant While Having Writer’s Block.

I have had my blog since August 2017 but I’ve been actively blogging since November. And in all that time, I have never not published because of writer’s block. At the time I am writing this, I have atleast 13 blogs scheduled for this month and about 10 half written ones for next month. I…

I Am Not.

I guess everyone on wordpress is an avid reader. Book reviews everywhere and people talking about how they read this book or that book and how they’d rather read the book than see the movie. How seeing game of Thrones is a huge mistake cus reading the book feels like having ice cream on a…